Filian
Who the fuck is Filian? Why does she sound like a prepubescent boy who barely made it through adulthood? Who let that cringe kid get a career as a streamer? when will she ever debut???
If you have wondered for a long time why we let her be who she is, this was something I want to write about since creating this website. After all, what's a Filian without even mentioning who she is. In essence, Filian (perceived as "Rachel", if smackers take this information too seriously) is a catgirl on the internet who does weird things. Known for doing physical gymnastics, flashbangs, edgy jokes, and that one time she's homeless, suddenly became who she is today. My first taste on Filian came about in late April 2022 when she did a short from a Beat Saber stream in 2021 I found in my recommend feed before YouTube segregated them as a tab. Very much it was her saying the along the lines of, "No real fruit! No Mott's! No preservatives! No originals! Only Welch's!" That triggered something in my brain that made me tickle inside that springs ADHD in both of us, which I'd say never happened in many years. This not only changed my perspective on VTubers as a platform of content, but as a personal gratitude I think many people will come to love. She's definitely what you call a "smacker", and I would admit I'm not one of them, thank god! Through many personal hardships I had since childhood, there was finally solice that I could turn to if I ever feel there's something wrong with me, especially during university. No one else does this but her, and there's so much creativity that just feels different from many other content creators. Not saying I don't like them, but her own fundamental capabilities to go so far into interacting with them is just mind-blowing without further context, which I couldn't provide because I'm so sleep deprived writing this. Basically, her aspirations to do streaming and that she says she'll stream more in the future makes me want to commit to more of her streams. If you could handle this level of ADHD and keep up with the edgy jokes she remarks every second, I'm sure you'll enjoy the streams as much as we do.
Streaming Career
Now that we have that out of the way, I'm sure you're more interested in the lore behind Filian. Did she hail from outer space and crash-landed on Earth to stream? Did she come out of the factories of China and shipped to the US so she could be an extravagent streamer? Or, and this is the best one I've got, was she a furry from years past, and now streams without ever telling us she's one of them? Knowing their history, I'm pretty sure it was stemmed from one of those possibilities. But what I could say here is that all these things I just mentioned connect to one game: VRChat. Yes, this was what started her career in the VTubing scene, and it was April 2021 that launched herself in this game. But wait a minute! I'm wrong about this date being her official debut (no relation). She actually told this story before that her personal addiction to VRChat started during the onset of the COVID-19 Pandemic in early 2020. Now we can confirm that she was still in her furry self before she started streaming, but gradually became her "all-time favourite game ever!" (although I'll point out that there was another game she played before this, and there's a clip from it I found a good while ago of her playing it, but that's another story).
Anyway, since becoming a VTuber, Filian quickly found many intuitive ways to makes her streams more enjoyable that had us vibrating our chairs intensely. Besides screaming into the mic every 5 minutes, she does collabs with other VTubers. Examples include: AkumaNihmune, CottontaleVA, Shylily, baoo, Camila, ProjektMelody, Yuzu, LucyPyre, Saruei, Pippa, Trickywi, and other larger, more personal creators. I don't know why Filian had to pick them out of the many others she could've collaborated with, but take this with a grain of salt if you can to save yourself. She also does You Laugh, You Lose streams every Saturday, but that could change if she decides to be weird about it. There are also some things she also can do, such as rizzing up Snackers at level uncomparable to the delight of famous TikTok celebrities of today. She could also give advice that could definitely help people find someone they could love and have relationships with (at least I don't fall in line to this behaviour, but it's at least funny to think about). There are many more things that I could come up with that makes Filian a speical place in my heart as a non-parasocial Snacker and it would probably take up like 50% of the Wiki if I keep going with this, so I'll leave you to discover other contents yourselves.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that she did the VTuber Awards. That's next!
Quoth The Filian
Some say it was just a fluke. Others say it's so bad you really thought she actually said this. And according to my sources, it's very much true down to the character. I wouldn't bother writing the quotes exactly, but these are close enough. After you've finished reading them, I want you to feel like you're actually Filian and stream like this. Oh yeah, someone once did commands for quotes, so it looks like I'll be the one responsible for quoting Filian from now on. Plus, these are never-before seen quotes that aren't on the commands list. Hope this is still accurate.
Factoids
Genuine real-life facts about Filian. No really they are!
Gallery
The previous layout of the website highlights the inefficiencies of where to place the images and videos of Filian, which I hope you'll forgive. It's hard-coded before I even knew any simpler way to do it. But why not compile all of them in this one section so it doesn't look feel like any Wiki/Fandom page? Would it really be that bad for you guys? Is it too much for you chat? Please let me know!
By the way, if you cum all this way so far, good job! You ruined your relationship with your significant other, as well as your prized bed. Tell me in the Discord how that went!
Filian |
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Basic Info |
Name: Filian (She/Them) |
Born: 1985/10/13 |
Age: (Same age as Jerma) |
Height (VR): ~2.5 pens tall (35cm.) |
Height (IRL): 153cm. (yes, he's this short) |
Virginity Password: 2632 |
Synonyms: See Comprehensive List | Quote |
Wha-bam, Wha-zam!-Filipino Boy |